When I took Science of Psychology, I learned that there are only two types of people. Now I can sleep at night.
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The victorious received a Trader Joe's gift card.
It will be in the old Ollie's location.
“The students of Barnard have spoken, and we listened.”
"Those seeking a greater education, rampant binge drinking, crumbling facades, and semen-covered laundry machines will always find a home at Columbia for $65,000.”
"I'm just glad I go to a school with the resources to scrub every disgusting inch of me."
"I mean, it’s the second greatest book of all time – behind the Bible, of course.”
Like most Americans, they don't play football but they love to watch.
Accustomed as I was to the finer things in life, I found revolting the seething mass of human cattle into which I was thrust upon my arrival here at Columbia.
After losing three of its spryest players to injuries, Three Oaks Retirement Home threw in the towel shortly after halftime.
A new study suggests that sea level may rise as high as the package center in Lerner Hall within the next 10 years.
New Yorkers have been feeling the storm's powerful blow.
Anticipating the snowstorm, students have been liquidating their emergency funds.
The heroic effort will save water, energy, and the admission that he can barely do his own laundry properly.
"I'm starting to rethink this whole public policy thing anyways. My friends in the Treasury Department are landing huge salaries."
"Look, all I know is that I'm definitely offended by something. We'll work out the details later, for now we need action."
As of press time, they were searching "mouth soreness + bleeding" on WebMD.
"I deplore violence in all forms - except cathartic, patriarchy-consuming flames."
"They don't even know what non-corporatized coffee tastes like at home!"
By General Lee Bollinger
I don't think I have to tell you that making it through midterms with diaper rash is hell on Earth.
Taking CC with a non-white professor also counts towards your Global Core requirement.
Please be vigilant for this unfortunately well-nourished junior.
It will replace No Athlete Left Behind.
They're actually ranked by their race!
Hernan Cortes dissolved all social justice on Wednesday in a flawless Westchester accent.
I'm scared, I'm lonely, and if I have to tell someone that I don't know where the dried seaweed is one more time, I think I'm going to lose my mind.
The latest in a string of arboreal savagery.